Dominic: Mom, if sharks don’t get married, how do they have babies?
Me: Well, God can just put the baby shark in the mommy shark’s belly.
Dominic: But *how* mom?
Me: …… I don’t know, Dominic.
Patrick to his brothers: When I grow up, I want to be an engineer. Then I can color pictures all day long.
Driving to the YMCA
Dominic: I love the Y!
Jackson: Yea, the Y is the best place in the world!
Dominic: No, heaven is the best place and the YMCA is second.
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