He’s had some good ones lately.
Leo, running inside: Mom! I think I heard an Elephant outside.
Me: Well, be sure to let me know if you end up seeing it.
Leo: Ok, if I see a little bit of a trunk, I’ll come tell you.
Leo, exasperated that I wasn’t understanding what he was trying to tell me: Mom, mom, let me con-splain it to ya!
Leo, while taking a bath: Please turn the hot water immediately.
Me: What do you think “immediately” means?
Leo: All the way. Turn the hot water all the way.
Leo, on the top floor of our courthouse building: I’m gonna go look at the world. (proceeds to look out window)
Leo, running upstairs, clearly frustrated and angry: Mom, Jackson’s on the devil’s team!
Me: Why would you say that? I don’t want you saying that.
Leo: Well, Jackson called me stupid.
And, this one’s for you, dad!
Leo, very matter-of-factly: Well, life’s not fair!
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