On our way to Kearney:
Me: Hey boys-look at that big cloud of smoke (pointing to a huge burn pile)
Patrick: We have a new pope!
Then we discussed how the black smoke would actually mean that we DON’T have a new Pope and how we won’t be getting a new Pope right now anyways. Patrick was not convinced and was quite sure that the farmer’s bonfire was certain indication of a new Pontiff.